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andersatan:

of-mice-and-m0shing:

this is the most accurate post on the internet.

did he google johnlock

headstailsandredroses:

johnny you adorable idiot

aleuha:

clubise:

lus-tre:

:(

Queued x

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• dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
• dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss

• Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.